Saturday 17 January 2015

Unfortunately, Lifetime’s Whitney Houston Movie Is Not a Hot Mess


It wasn’t the train wreck we were expecting. It also wasn’t entertaining. Lifetime’s Whitney Houston biopic was confusingly bland, and we’re not happy about it.
There were no doodie bubbles.
There was no bellowing of “Bobb-ayyyy!” Crack was not whack. Legacies were not ruined.
No, Lifetime’s hotly anticipated, perhaps even dreaded, Whitney Houston film,Whitney, was not a train wreck at all. It wasn’t even a train fender-bender.
After a series of made-for-TV films that ranged from seedy and preposterous (The Brittany Murphy Story)  to out of its damned mind (House of Versace) to, even worse, embarrassingly bland (Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B), the expectation was that Whitney would be Lifetime’s crowning achievement in campy biopic garbage-pile fabulousness.
What Lifetime gave us, though, was even worse than that. It was boring.
Whitney—a half-open window into the period of Houston’s life from when she meets Bobby Brown to when “I Will Always Love You” turned her into a bigger star than anyone could ever imagine—is painfully straightforward. Directed by Angela Bassett, Whitney might be under the impression that it’s being bold and dangerous in shedding light on the more tumultuous elements of Houston’s life at the time: the matter-of-fact dependence on drugs, the explosive relationship with Brown and the toll it took on her career. But the truth is we all already knew about those things. We wanted more.
This is Whitney Houston. For the love of Clive Davis, show us some crazy!
Sure, there are hints of the soapy salaciousness we were hoping for. Much screen time is given to Houston’s childhood friend and longtime assistant Robyn Crawford—a woman who Houston was rumored to have a lesbian affair with. Of course, the film doesn’t overtly rule on whether or not Houston and Crawford were ever really lovers, instead just vaguely hinting at it.
The ambiguity is symptomatic of the greater problem with Whitney. It doesn’t take a stance on anything. Was Houston a lesbian? Was Bobby Brown a villain? Whose fault was her drug addiction? The film is too measured to answer any of those questions. Everyone’s actions are portrayed as reasoned. Every character is sympathetic. Passions rage, sure. But they always calm back down.
But this is not to say that Whitney is a bad movie.
It forces us to revisit, or maybe realize for the first time, how conflicted Houston was at the most successful time of her career. It chronicles her torture as she was pulled out of the domestic life and motherhood she wanted and forced back on tour after giving birth in order to strike when the iron’s hot. It’s tragic.
Equally tragic is the way it portrays the carnal attraction between Houston and Brown, shedding light on why Houston was never able to free herself from his destructive shackles—and the way their toxic relationship enabled her addictions. They were addicted to each other.
And Yaya DaCosta, the ice-princess America’s Next Top Model alum, is quite excellent playing the music’s legend.
DaCosta sells every bead of drug-addled flop sweat in Houston’s big breakdowns, and is suitably heartbreaking playing the desperation, shock, and despair as Bobby Brown’s extra-marital dalliances come to light.
Perhaps having the smugness slapped out of herby Oprah Winfrey in The Butler had the residual effect of loosening the talented, but typically constricted, actress up. Though DaCosta doesn’t do her own singing in the film, she undulates through a young Whitney Houston’s brittle emotions with the same mix of wanton recklessness and studied control the singer herself puts into her vocal runs.
There’s nothing really about DaCosta’s speaking voice or physical transformation that startles you into thinking the entertainment legend has been reincarnated on screen—at least not in the way that the film’s director, Angela Bassett, was able to do when portraying Tina Turner decades ago. But DaCosta sells every bead of drug-addled flop sweat in Houston’s big breakdowns, and is suitably heartbreaking playing the desperation, shock, and despair as Bobby Brown’s extra-marital dalliances come to light.
But this is a movie about Whitney Houston, so the next concern is the music scenes. And, truly, the music scenes are fun!
Lifetime only obtained the rights to a handful of Houston classics—don’t worry, “I Will Always Love You” is one—and it’s when performing them that DaCosta’s performance really comes alive.
She nails that wily, sassy side-eyed gaze Whitney always gave when she was singing, and gets in the groove of her signature shoulder pops and shoop-shoop slide-y neck moves. You know what I’m talking about. That thing where she moves her neck from side to side and it’s all loosey-goosy and smooth and slick. I’m doing it in my chair right now. An entire office is laughing at me. And I don’t care because I’M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE DOING IT.
That’s really, too, where DaCosta deserves the most credit. She digs into those musical performances like she’s all of us. She mimes them like she’s in her childhood bedroom, the boombox is cranked up full blast, and she’s looking at herself in the mirror while mouthing the words to “I’m Your Baby Tonight” with all the conviction of Whitney Houston performing on the Grammy stage. Who wouldn’t love to do that? We all would. Who hasn’t done that. We all have. It’s a privilege to do on screen, and one that DaCosta blessedly seems to take seriously.
Unfortunately, it’s everyone else in the film—and everything else about the film—that takes itself too seriously.
To be fair, we should be praising the baby steps taken here. This is a Lifetime movie that doesn’t bastardize the name of the celebrity it purports to portray. It’s a Lifetime movie with actual acting. Actual entertainment value. With an actual plot! Some early reviews are marveling that Whitney might actually be good, which—hold on there. Let’s not take it too far.
Whitney may be a largely inoffensive and competently executed biopic, but it also misses the point of its existence. There is a world of Whitney Houston fans out there just clamoring for the movie about her life that is going to do her dramatic life, wrenching death, and incomparable legacy justice. This one was never going to be that. And it should go without saying that it most definitely is not that.
So what we have here is a classic case of filmmakers and a network not understanding its audience and what it wants. Hi, Lifetime! I’m your audience. And I wanted an operatically trashy and creatively questionable movie about Whitney Houston that I could laugh off and even appreciate as ridiculous camp. Sadly, the by-the-numbers blandness of Whitney is a far cry from that.
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Recap: 'Saturday Night Live' – Kevin Hart and Sia


Kevin Hart and Aidy Bryant
Kevin Hart and Aidy Bryant

It’s only been two years since Kevin Hart last hosted “Saturday Night Live,” and yet Hart will find himself interacting with plenty of new not ready for primetime players. (Nearly half the cast is new in that time.) Hopefully that leads to a better episode, as his initial hosting gig didn’t produce a particularly memorable episode. I’m mostly curious to see if the show can continue the momentum produced by its stellar Fall run, one of the best sustained runs in the past five years. Will we see another great episode, or are the Powers That Be already focused on next month’s 40th anniversary extravaganza?
Only one way to find out: via liveblogging tonight’s episode! Honestly, all I want is another “Z-Shirt” sketch. Then I’ll be happy. I’m easy to please that way. Come back at 11:30 pm EST and follow along!
Martin Luther King Jr Essay: The ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. arrives to help a student with his essay, and is shocked to hear about modern day life. He’s especially upset about the use of hashtags as a form of protest. Kenan Thompson’s increasing exasperation is fun, and having Pete Davidson in the cold open is always a good thing. But this never really gets out of first gear, except for a non-subtle slam at the lack of Oscar nominations for “Selma.” [Grade: B-]
Monologue: I’ve seen Kevin Hart do stand-up. You’ve seen Kevin Hart do stand-up. This is Kevin Hart doing stand-up. His story about the raccoon terrorizing him is pretty fantastic, as his distrust of the amount of light he needs in his driveway. His delivery is relentless, but also accumulates power as he steamrolls through his material. (“This is your journey. This is NOT about me.”) I don’t think he took more than three breaths during the entire monologue, which makes me think he might be the greatest swimmer in Olympics history if he just put his mind to it. [Updated: Apparently he was a swimmer, so I'm just really smart while also being ignorant. It's a gift, really.) [Grade: A-]
Justin Bieber For Calvin Klein: “This tattoo made me say, ‘Owwie.’” Bless you, Kate McKinnon. Too bad this was only 30 seconds long, as I could have watched Cecily Strong get increasing terrified of McKinnon’s Bieber for about half an hour. This may be a runner, but I’m fine if this was the only version tonight. [Grade: B]
Why’d You Post That?: Full disclosure: My Instagram feed is just dogs and sunsets. It’s not good. Moving on! After some initial technical difficulties, what follows is Hart’s talk show host insulting people for posting bad photos. It’s a pretty mean-spirited sketch, even if it’s absurd enough to feature a dungeon as part of the set. That would be fine if it were funny, but it’s fairly one-note and as such goes on waaaaay too long. [Grade: C-]
Bushwick, Brooklyn: Three men on a Brooklyn corner wax poetic about artsinal mayonnaise, spin class, and brunches. It’s a low-key, fantastic interaction between Thompson, Hart, and Jay Pharaoah. The biggest conflict arises from the use of the word “Evite”...and also the fact that Hart’s character actually kills someone during his dogwalking job. And yet $8 mayonnaise gets a bigger rise out of the other two than the tale of murder. Great writing and acting, coupled with a great twist (which came on the heels of the segment-as-twist) make this a season highlight. Like the best “SNL” sketches, it feels like it only could have come at this time with this cast. [Grade: A]
James Brown, 1971: I’m an absolute sucker for ensemble sketches, and James Brown’s “Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine,” so I was giggling from second one on this sketch. Hart-as-Brown takes perfect advantage of his energy, and nearly everyone on stage gets at least one moment to shine. (Why does Strong’s character change her FIRST name when she gets married? Why does she want chicken parm…with mustard? WHO CARES?) After a slow start, these last two segments have been absolutely fantastic. Also? Special props to Taran Killam's "flat no" at the prospect of taking it to the bridge. [Grade: A-]
Nancy: FART NOISES ARE FUNNY. FART NOISES ARE FUNNY. FART NOISES ARE FUNNY. Sorry, I was just trying to think of the logic behind putting this sketch on the air. Whatever. People in the audience liked it just fine. I’m OK with stupid humor. I'm OK with potty humor. This one just didn’t work for me. It happens. [Grade: D+]
Justin Bieber For Calvin Klein: A RUNNER! I KNEW IT. I can’t imagine how much fun this must have been to film. “Yo, all this underwear’s making me tired!” [Grade: B]
Weekend Update: Mrs. Santini (Jost’s fictional neighbor) arrives to talk about dealing with difficult neighbors. Her tactic? Passive-aggressive notes. (“Perhaps you have a ‘Jumanji’ in your apartment every night!”) Kate McKinnon will someday leave “SNL,” and that will be a sad day, so let’s try and enjoy every episode involving her that we can. In Jost/Che news: Jost lands a killer joke about the NFL’s domestic abuse policy, and Che’s weekly mid-“Update” monologue is a solid addition to the segment. It’s a short “Update” segment overall (and started later than normal in the show), but the two had a lot of energy and seem refreshed after some time off. [Grade: B]
Dragon Attack: Take THAT, “Galavant”! Oh wait, “Galavant” is really entertaining and this feels like homework. I’m torn: This wasn’t really funny, but damn can Thompson, Strong, Killam, and Sasheer Zamata can SING, y’all. So points here for technical skill if not for actual comedy. Also, LESLIE JONES SIGHTING! I was getting worried. [Grade: C]
Heinz Hall: Hart (playing himself) learns about his 20-year old son (Pharoah) through an old acquaintance (Jones). It’s really just an excuse to unleash Jay Pharaoh’s Kevin Hart impression. I like Pharaoh’s impressions, and Lord knows he’s great at them. But it’s been even better to see what he brings to “SNL” aside from those impressions. In an episode that brought something as unique as “Bushwick, Brooklyn” this feels a bit lazy. The saving grace here is Jones, whose physicality and intensity throughout the segment make Hart seem timid by comparison. [Grade: B-]
Rap Crew: Hart’s rapper wants to thank his crew for their support, so he drops rhymes about their deepest secrets. I can’t believe Hart has this much energy this late in the episode. I’m tired just watching him! Just when I’m getting sick of this sketch, it drops a “Weekend At Bernie’s” reference on me, which is just delightful. This is a step up from the other post-“Update” sketches, but still nothing really memorable. [Grade: B-]
Best Sketch: Bushwick, Brooklyn
Worst Sketch: Nancy
How Was Sia?: Totes arty! She brought out a mime for a muted rendition of “Chandelier,” and “Elastic Heart” featured two modern dancers in song-long comflict with one another. I like the idea of Sia’s music as backdrop for theatrical productions, in that for once having a visual accompaniment helps rather than hurts the overall aural experience.
Overall Thoughts: The one-two punch of "Bushwick" and "James Brown, 1971" was the show at its best, and "Update" was solid if short. The rest felt semi-unformed, with Hart's energy making a lot work in practice that probably didn't work on paper. But only two sketches were true clunkers, so that means this was just an average episode in an above-average season.
Next Week: Blake Shelton. CORPORATE SYNERGY, BABY.

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